In response to the article "Dog found 825 miles from home ‘miracle of the year’," I have to ask... what the heck was this dog thinking?  Seriously, did Chachi run across a meth lab and and just keep going.  The article did mention that he had dental problems... hmmm.  And how did he manage to make it so far without getting picked up, or for that matter ran over?  Finally, why go to Ohio from Florida?  I mean, what's in Ohio?  At least head west, maybe play in the snow in Colorado.  But then again, he doesn't have much fur.  Or maybe to his ancestoral home of Mexico.  He'd blend right in down there.  But Ohio?  Let me know if you have any theories on this perplexing journey.

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In response to the article "‘Blue Dog’ Democrats Ask for Billions in Spending" I ask you, what is a Blue Dog?  I've never seen one.  Or at least I don't think I have.  I mean, seriously, I can't really tell.  I don't recall seeing a dark gray dog.  Well maybe I did.  But from what I understand, it wasn't blue.  Anyway, who cares?  Blue, black, white... as long as they smell good.  What's the big deal?

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I'm responding to an article in today's news... "Go on a date with your dog: Make a date with your dog! The Richmond SPCA's dog agility course is a great way to bond with your pooch."  I love my human master, and am all for bonding, but I Think dating her is taking it a little too far.  First, I'm a dog, she's a human.  I just don't see how the mechanics are going to work out.  Second, I'm not a lesbian.  Third, we're just good friends, and I feel taking our relationship to the next level would make our relationship awkward, not to mention illegal in most states and countries.  Let me know what you think.

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I've met a few of them.  They're nice dogs... smell good.  But I would recommend a nice Westie Terrier.  Not to bark my own mouth too much, but we're awfully cute & cuddly, plus we're hypoallergenic too. 

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